It’s So Cold in the Midwest You Can Use a Banana as a Hammer

The polar vortex continues vortexing up the country, as the cold weather makes Midwesterners miserable, Southern Californians insufferable, and the President even dumber than usual. But there’s one aspect of the cold snap that the national media has shamefully ignored, as The Daily Show’s Trevor Noah points out: whether or not it’s so cold that you can use a banana as a hammer. It turns out it is!

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